Hey there. My name is Danny Cady, and I’m a Kansas City-based CD/CW. While I’m not a boat captain like every other guy in my family, I HAVE rebranded a federal health insurance provider with Patrick Mahomes, made silly video valentines for overworked coworkers, and ran a live social media auction for National Chicken Wing Day. Over the years, there were also some posters for the Little League World Series, a trick-or-treat app for Take5,  McDonald’s commercials, a thank-you video for Little League coaches, and the grand reopening of a legendary concert venue in St. Louis. Oh, and I’ve written for McSweeney’s. That was fun. You can look at my résumé, but I still don’t have a captain’s license.

Sorry, Dad.

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